Smellvin Acker's Nighttime Daydream
Saturday, September 18, 2021
To Eric
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This feels really weird, dude, because I have this strong sense that the episode will end and fade to black and then the next episode will s...
Saturday, April 10, 2021
Film Review: “Godzilla vs. Kong” (2021)
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4 1/2 out of 5 I fucking love monsters, especially big monsters. I don’t know why but I always have, ever since I was little. Monsters of o...
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
A Eulogy For Rush Limbaugh
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Rush Limbaugh, or El Rushbo (English translation: “The Rushed Beau”) as he preferred his followers to refer to him as, died and went to Hell...
Thursday, December 31, 2020
Goodbye, All The Best Video
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I’ve spent the last few years audibly being thankful that in the modern age my mid-sized college town still had a video store, one that was ...
Monday, June 1, 2020
Film Review: “Scoob!” (2020)
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1 out of 5 I never realized how much I loved Scooby Doo until recently. As someone who loves horror, true crime, and Halloween I often t...
Friday, January 24, 2020
Film Review: "Aquaman" (2018)
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3 1/2 out of 5 During the big Lord Of The Rings style climax an army of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads a...
Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Film Review: "Hellboy" (2019)
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1 1/2 out of 5 I'm not a Guillermo Del Toro fan boy because he's made some awful movies ( Crimson Peak, Pacific Rim ) but I do ...
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